“The Call of Great Cthulhu” (to the tune of “Chattanooga Choo-Choo”)


Pardon me, boy, is that the call of Great Cthulhu?
Ia!  Ia!
From the City of Dreams!
Just listen, you’ll hear the screams!

Can you afford to ignore the call of Great Cthulhu?
No! No!
The stars have aligned,
So you might lose your mind!

Oh, the sunken burb of R’lyeh will being to arise
Thousands of byakhee will then take to the skies!
Hangin’ with the Old Ones!
They sure are some fun ones!
Soon you bet their minions will be eating someone!

When you hear the screaming and the cries of “Ia!”,
Then you know the End of Days is not very far.
This is a disaster!
Bow to your new master!
Just remember not to call the name of [He-Who-Is-Not-To-Be-Named]!

There’s gonna be a lot of terror ‘cross the nation
Scream! Scream!
Blood, guts, and gore,
From now until evermore!

You’re gonna cry
‘Til you finally get to meet your doom!
So, please, Oh Great Cthulhu
Won’t you please eat me soon?
Please, Oh Great Cthulhu,
Won’t you please eat me sooooooooon?


Oh, and if you’d like the musical accompaniment, we have this…

By wearehugh