Okay, okay… I think I got this.
The man with the fez explained it all. No, really… ALL OF IT! The Mayans, Illuminati, Niburu, Roswell… all of it fits together! I understand now!
I think I can fix this. I don’t have a lot of time, but I think there’s still a shot. I just have to get to the conjunction point before the alignment occurs, and then I can… wait.
A black Lincoln Continental just pulled up behind the building. I think they found me. Dammit.
I have to run…